Masterpiece Pool

How can I enjoy life if my pool has no deep end?

Why, oh why, ye inflatable dependence! Great blue blob in the center of my property! Why can my fingertips brush the bottom of the eternity of the rising! Why does the abundance of Culicidae Diptera find it's own masterpiece of replenishing life in my pool? Why can the cleanser net on a stick not float?

WHY????????!

I go into hysterics and rub my brother's shaving cream on our tile floor.

Yes, at last a deep philosophical question.

My best existential answer: You get what you pay for.

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